The day our parrot ran away
We were sad and worried the whole darn day
It had learned to say almost everything
We taught him.
What might be a problem
Is he knew all of our secrets too
So I hope he keeps them well
but there’s no knowing how many he’ll tell
His name is Lou
I hope he knew
how much we truly care
If you should see him anywhere
whatever you do
Please don’t call him on a dare.